1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another
hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her
husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left
side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the
third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She
also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began
seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my
permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male,
mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia
for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent
home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size
thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most
of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our
care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and
accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus
sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other
abnormalities
.
27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the
room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health
until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get
this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs
went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith,
who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had
stopped, and he was feeling better.